Friday night I was wearing a blouse with a risqué neckline. You could basically see nothing, because there is nearly nothing. While I was dancing, a girl nevertheless felt offended by my happy titties which she emphasized through talking too loud about them. While she was complaining, her male-friend started to wink fiercly in my direction, not noticing I also do have a face. Seriously? 2016. Women have tits, surprise surprise. Today the three of us will be hanging in the sun. #mybodymyrules